- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
when people around you are relating and you wanna fit in but you know it’d be a lie
someone says “omg i can’t do eyeliner i can not wing it out oh my god hahaha it’s impossible *everyone laughs agreeing*”. like. no it isn’t. and i can’t say “omg i know right” clearly my eyeliner is beautiful every day